1 ugh. Can you say "stick figure"? Ms. Lohan could take a few tips from Ms. Johanssen on "how to be a hottie". At least Kate Moss can use the "nose candy" excuse for looking like a refugee. What's Lindsay's excuse?

2 She'd break. Let's leave it at that.

3 I'd recommend emergency intravenous milkshakes.

4 bleh I've seen more exciting curves on stick figures. What the hell happened to the good ole days? Marylin Monroe, now there's a figure the ladies, and I use that term loosely, of hollywood should be trying to imitate. Damn a stick figure.

5 This is an easy choice: Scroll down on this post. and it becomes clear there is no comparrison. And I'm not just talking about how the clothes look or if the dress has the right drape on a figure, I'm talking about which woman would you really want to be next to. With one of them there is apparent danger of puncture wounds. With the other, all is firm but forgiving in all the right places - much like Kathy If you can see a person's cartilage twitch when the joints move, they need a cookie.

6 what a skeleton. does she really think that many men are necrophiliacs? cuz so far as i knew, looking like you're dead, or soon will be if you don't eat anything more substantial than a cracker, isn't attractive...

7 When I saw the cover of Vanity Fair, I thought "I knew I had a problem when I ended up in my underwear on the cover of Vanity Fair with a dazed, stoned, drugged expression on my face."