1 Carl Spackler

2 Spackler. HANDS DOWN.

3 Well, you need to remember that we're talking about SENATOR Blutarsky, ya know. Plus, if Bluto wants that damn gopher dead, it's gonna be dead. Even if it takes chemical weapons and napalm. Blowing up the front nine is all well and good, but Bluto's gonna keep at it until he's got a furry little corpse to show Sandy the Head Greenskeeper.

4 I have to ask: erm, for what purpose? When guys do this kind of question, there is of course only one answer. But surely you weren't thinking of THAT with of of these two?

5 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, Good Lord, no, Robbo. The reason I asked was that the husband and I had seen this commercial for Patron the night before, with two tuxedo'ed gentlemen, outside a church, obviously right before a wedding, arguing furiously. A priest strolls by, they act all friendly, then, when he leaves, they start arguing again. Given the location, you'd think they were arguing about something else. But, right before the end, two little caption boxes then popped up. One said "Caddyshack," and the other said, "Animal House." That got me thinking. Bluto and Carl are two sides of the same coin: the wackiest of the wacky. Which one was better?

6 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Bluto, of course.

7 Well *I* was thinking in those terms because *cough* I'm not into corpses and while he's always been a bit um, off, I think Bill Murray had kind eyes. (SHEEAH RRRRRRRRRRIGHT.)