Just give the goldigging bitch the money, you dork.

If Anna-Nicole has money, she won't have to work for a living. She will be absent from our lives and we won't have to deal with her any more than we already do, ya dig?

Take one for the team. I'm sure humanity will thank you for your brave sacrifice.

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1 Nah, she'd still be trying to catch the limelight.

Posted by: Fausta at December 31, 2004 08:25 AM (/qQXk)

2 I was only thinking in terms of keeping her up to date with her dealer. If she's really short and can't pay the dude, well, we'll be subjected to more of "The Anna Nicole Smith Show." When she has money, well, she's conspicuously absent most of the time. It's all about keeping her in coke. If we can do that, well, we're golden.

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Whereas His Purpledom happens to live in Chanhassen---a suburb on the western fringes of the Twin Cities---hence we have easy access to His Purpleness and are able to give first-hand accounts of all the glory and wonder of His Purple Highness' nuttiness...

...We, the brown nosers of the Star Tribune's Arts and Entertainment staff proclaim Prince to be The Star Tribune's Artist of the Year.

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What the hell is it with these people?

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dozens of children visited Michael Jackson (news)'s Neverland Valley Ranch on Friday at the invitation of the pop superstar who is awaiting trial on child molestation charges.

Three buses containing mostly grade-school children and some parents as well as five minivans drove through the gates of Jackson's sprawling estate in the foothills above Santa Barbara, California, Reuters photographers said.

It was unclear where the children had come from. Jackson's spokeswoman said on Thursday such invitations were regularly extended to groups including churches.

What the @#$k are these people thinking? Let's take a crack. Could it be something like...

...Oh, it's Michael Jackson! Never mind that he's a freak---with a capital 'F'---of nature. Never mind that a grown man has a goddamn amusement park at his house. Never mind that he's facing charges that he sexually molested a young boy. Never mind that pedophiles are the worst of the worst sexual predators when it comes to recividism. Never mind that when there's smoke, there must be a frickin' fire somewhere nearby. Never mind any and all of that----HE'S A CELEBRITY AND HE'S RICH! Therefore we must get as close as humanly possible to him, lest he decided to shower us---the unwashed and unfamous masses---with his largesse on the day we're in the same zipcode with him.

Could that be it? Ya think?

Man.

I feel for all the people whose children have been molested by strangers. They must just be absolutely appalled that people would allow their children to get anywhere near this freak. I can only think that it must be like being forced to watch a train wreck and being able to do nothing to stop it.

Sigh.

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Bill Moyers is retiring from TV journalism.

And I quote:

"I'm going out telling the story that I think is the biggest story of our time: how the right-wing media has become a partisan propaganda arm of the Republican National Committee," says Moyers. "We have an ideological press that's interested in the election of Republicans, and a mainstream press that's interested in the bottom line. Therefore, we don't have a vigilant, independent press whose interest is the American people."

{Insert maniacally gleeful cackling here}

Whooo-boy. {Insert ab pain here from laughing too hard}

By all means, Bill. Keep hunting that peyote out in Big Bend National Park . The results are just hysterical!

UPDATE Steve-o has more on Bill Moyer's peyote habit.

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And give me my hockey, damnit!

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