October 03, 2005

Oy

We have another one to add to the "Achingly Stupid Names of Celebrities' Children" file.

Nicolas Cage---who married a woman half his age last year---is a proud papa again. His wife gave birth to a baby boy and they named him....

{insert drumroll here}

Kal-el Coppola Cage.

Kal-el, for those of you who might not follow the comic book world, is Superman's real name. Poor kid.

Posted by: Kathy at 01:06 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Hmmm. I hope he's a more convincing father than his acting roles might portray.

Posted by: Sadie at October 03, 2005 02:15 PM (xV63t)

2 Oh for the love of. . . This is going to be one ANGRY generation of kiddos, I tell ya.

Posted by: Margi at October 03, 2005 02:36 PM (nwEQH)

3 at least he didn't name the kid after my favorite of his roles: Asswipe.

Posted by: caltechgirl at October 03, 2005 03:14 PM (WfvM0)

4 On the bright side, at least he didn't name the kid after General Zod.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at October 03, 2005 08:28 PM (M7kiy)

5 I see the reprise of that indelible generation of names: Melvena, Gertrude, Petunia, Oscar and the like. What else will be left?

Posted by: tee bee at October 04, 2005 02:53 PM (q1JHF)

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