Today is Free Cone Day at all Ben and Jerry's stores.

Go. Eat ice cream. You'll be happier for it.

If free ice cream isn't enough to get you off your skinny butt (I can't imagine that if you have a wide ass you'd be hesitating, ya dig?) realize this is the way to make those hippies pay for all their support for liberal causes. Keep their profits from being donated to the DNC!

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