Gordon, the Cranky Neocon, has been digging in the dirt and has come up with some rather interesting revelations concerning our mutual friends, The Llamas aka Steve and Rob. Or should I say...Stephano Esteban and Roberto.

Regarding their motivations:

{..}What are their shadowy motives? I was dumbfounded at first, but with the discovery of this photo, I'm pretty sure that they are here to crash parties, get drunk and annoy girls.

I, Kath the Cake Eater, hearby swear that I have confirmation of Gordon's story.

You see, this is the Americanized version the Llamas would like to present to you, the average American Joe.

But as you can see from this next image, all is not as it seems with the Llamas.

Yes. That's right. Someone photoshopped the tequila and the sombrero out of the image. They AMERICANIZED it. Someone has some explainin' to do Lucy! Or should I say, {insert pointed finger here} STEPHANOESTEBAN?

The fact that Roberto's not wearing a sombero only confirms the fact that no matter where he might be---Mexico or Dee Cee---he's the type of Llama who's too fastidious with the hair gel to wear a hat. StephanoEsteban, well, honestly. The sombero, now that you can see it in all of its glory, well, suits. The fact that "Yip! Yip! Yip!" works as well in Spanish as it does in English tells the discriminating viewer that they're clever that way and are all about saving themselves some work!

Of course, none of this goes into the fact that they're hanging out with Susan-freakin'-Sarandon.

But this should be enough for the WaPo to start a full-blown MSM Woodward-Bernstein-ish smackdown.

I'm sure Sadie, Jose Cuervo's lover, can pick up where Gordon and I left off.

UPDATE: Dork-a-thon?

Ahem.

Hi, my name is Pot. You must be the kettle. I hate to tell you this, but just on the off chance that you don't know, well...YOU'RE BLACK!

Three words, I believe, will suffice in this situation: BRING IT, ELI!

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