You should probably open up your pilates mat more often.

This way you won't find spiders on the inner folds of the mat, wandering around aimlessly, completely encased in a pouch, the size of a square inch, of their own making. This move has the added bonus of not having to kill the thing in such a manner that you don't leave spider guts on the mat. Even though you were completely successful with the spider gut thing, it would be better not to have to deal with it at all, if you get what I'm saying.

See, my devoted Cake Eater readers? I'm all about helping. Myself.

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