December 05, 2005

Pearl Harbor Day

...is two days away, but it's not too early to read these fascinating accounts of where certain people were when they heard the news that Pearl Harbor had been attacked.

{hat tip: The Worldwide Standard}

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On Christmas Shopping and Scandalous Harry Potter References

The husband made a funny on Saturday afternoon. It's somewhat obscene, so take the jump if you're interested.

Mom, you should not take the jump. more...

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Random Thought of the Day

"Unce...Tice...Twee Times a Wady..."

Update: Brought to you by Texxon. Life goes on. And Texxon is there. Because Buckwheat would have wanted it that way.

Update 2: Yeah, I'm still on cold medication. Why do you ask?

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December 02, 2005

Honestly

Grow the fuck up and enter the real world, why don't you?

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Random Question(s) of the Day

Why does NyQuil give me funky dreams which ensures that I won't sleep well, hence negating the "nighttime-sniffling-sneezing-coughing-aching-stuffy head-fever-so-you-can-rest-medicine" bit of advertising, while the daytime cold medicine that advertises itself as "non-drowsy" knocks me on my ass and makes me want to do nothing but join the Minnesota Chapter of the Association of Righteous Nap Takers of the World?

Explain that one to me, would ya?

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December 01, 2005

Uh-Oh, The Libertarians Are Gonna Be Pissed





take the WHAT BAD BOOK ARE YOU test.


and go to mewing.net. not as good as reading a good book, but way better than a bad one.

Who, moi?

Hat Tip: {Texas Best Grok}

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Announcement

Since it's Thursday and there might be a few of you who are here looking for my Demystifying Divas essay, I should inform you that I have officially left that group for good.

It was lovely while it lasted, but it's now time to move on to other things. I wish all my compadres luck, happiness and loads of fun in their future endeavors.

You can find today's Divas essays at Villains Vanquished, Just Breathe, and Who Moved My Truth. For the Men's Club experience head on over to Jamesyboy, the Naked Villains, Puffy, and The Wizard's.

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Gathering Time

Chad is just so wrong about me. Yet, somehow, I'll manage to show up and drink a few with him and the rest of the gang.

Because I'm a lush that way and I need to get out more often anyways and this is as good an excuse as any other.

If you're in the Twin Cities, mark your calendar accordingly. However, you'll want to mark it on the 17th, not the 18th, because the 18th is a Sunday and I'm pretty sure Chad goofed up with the dates and I feel like pointing it out since he said I might bite.

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November 30, 2005

A Bit of Advice For Bloggers From Your Friendly Neighborhood Cake Eater

When your head is stuffy and you're finding it increasingly hard to locate the kleenex box, let alone think originally, yet need new content for your blog, I've got two words that magically spell out your solution: link dump. Say it with me: "leeeeeenk dummmmp." Very good boys and girls, and since my head is stuffy and I don't have anything very original to say, I will point you to people who do have something original to say.

You ready? Excellent. Away we go...

  • My Maximum Leader is a wee bit cheesed that the Olympic Flame will be earning frequent flyer miles.
  • I listened to President Bush's speech this morning, and while I thought it was good, I have to say I think Chad's got a point about how it's likely to be received.
  • There's been a bit of a brouhaha in the 'sphere about N.Z Bear's idea of potentially re-valuing links within the Ecosystem's unfathomable algorithms. You can find a small sampling of what bloggers think here, here, here and here.
  • Chrissy got smoked on the freeway by an El Dorado yesterday and, in true Oliver Stone flashback fashion, it brought back some interesting memories.
  • Sheila, once again, lets us share and revel in her obsession with Cary Grant and has an awesome post about the last scene in Notorious. I, for one, am really glad Sheila has her obsession with Cary because it allows me to indulge in my obsession with Cary, but I don't have to do nearly as much work as I would have to do normally to keep the obsession up to par. If that makes any sense whatsoever, which I don't think it does, but hey, I've got a cold so you people should be indulging me
  • The Llamas would like you to kindly buy some of their merchandise. But don't buy a thong with their visage on it. That would just be wrong. In too many ways to count.

And herein endeth the link dumpage. I'm off to make some chamomile/peppermint tea which I will drink while sitting on the sofa and spacing out.

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November 29, 2005

Poor You

You're not getting anything out of me tonight.

I was going to blog tonight, but somehow a cold has managed to get past my patented and (normally) highly effective Hermit Defense System(TM). Hence, two things are going to happen. First, you're going to realize you're up shit creek as far as fresh content is concerned. And Second, I'm going to see if my two-year-old bottle of Ny-Quil still has the same potency as when I bought it, or if it pickles up nicely the longer you have it.

Green tongue, here I come!

Cheers!

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Scoop

Once again, Dr. Rusty's got the goods on the four hostages taken in Iraq.

Go and check it out.

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November 28, 2005

Never Mind The Millions Dead or Repressed

They're inconsequential. But throw a cat into a cauldron of boiling water and Paul McCartney thinks civilization is coming to an end.

"I wouldn't even dream of going over there to play, in the same way I wouldn't go to a country that supported apartheid," McCartney says during a BBC News feature on animal cruelty in the Chinese fur trade.

"It's like something out of the dark ages," he continues. "It's just against every rule of humanity. I couldn't go there."

The video footage, which aired as part of BBC's Six O'Clock News Monday in England, purportedly shows screaming cats and dogs lifted out of tiny cages with metal tongs and thrown over a seven-foot fence. A bag of cats is seen thrown into a cauldron of boiling water. Several other animals are shown being brutally killed and skinned.

"How can the host nation of the Olympics be seen allowing animals to be treated in this terrible way?" McCartney asks.

"If they want to consider themselves a civilized nationÂ…they're going to have to stop this."

During the News program, McCartney and wife Heather Mills express horror, shock and disgust in response to the video, which was shot by an undercover investigator for PETA. Both McCartney and Mills are outspoken animal-rights activists.

Says Mills: "People in every other country in the world should now boycott Chinese goods." {...}

While I don't necessarily think it's a good thing to be cruel to animals, where, precisely, was Sir Paul's outrage when Mao was having his little tete-a-tete out in the countryside, you know, that little event that's more commonly known as The Cultural Revolution? Yeah, I know, he was probably stoned like everyone else was. It was the sixties, after all. But still, The Beatles wielded some power back then.

But, seriously though, is he worried about the high rates of female infanticide in rural China? You know, little baby girls being killed right after birth, their tiny bodies dumped in shallow graves because boys are more highly valued? Is he worried about political dissidents who are forced into slave labor? What about the workers who are poorly paid to sew together those cat and dog pelts into coats and the like? Where's his outrage on their behalf?

The better question, however, is do you think the BBC will cover Sir Paul's indignation about how the PRC treats people the same way they covered this piece of PETA propaganda?

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Can a Geek Jump A Shark? Or Do You Have To Be Fonzie To Pull That One Off?

The husband passes this along, because it's pretty cool. And I suppose it is.

If you're a geek and care about such things. I like the guys at Penny-Arcade as much as the next gamer widow, but this shit is, well, obscure.

And let's face it, kids, there's a reason for that, no?

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Throw a String of Lights on the Bushes, Dear! We're Gonna Take Some Pictures!

Once again, it never ceases to amaze me what people will do to fill the hours.

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November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving

'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT WE COULDN'T SLEEP
WE TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, WE TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT WE FOUGHT TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF OUR MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, WE RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

WE GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

WE FELT OURSELVES SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

WE CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, UP INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING, A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, WE MANAGED TO YELL AS WE SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

Happy Thanksgiving, my devoted Cake Eater Readers.

{Hat Tip: The Cake Eater Dad via Email}

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November 22, 2005

InFamous

Er, apparently I've got a rep.

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Blogger in Need

Minnesota Democrats Exposed is in some serious trouble and needs help.

If you can do so, please help.

A related aside that should not be seen as a commentary on MDE's plight: this is the worst-case scenario that results from blogging anonymously. Most people blog anonymously and have no troubles with it. Some do, however---obviously. I can understand why people blog anonymously. However, it seems to me that if you choose to do so, you are simply putting a target on your back. By choosing to hide your identity, you are making it known to the world that you have something to lose by identifying yourself. Hence, the minute someone disagrees with you, and they want to get mean about it, they'll try to out you. And don't kid yourselves: no one is anonymous on the internet. Whois is just one click away and that's the beginning of the search.

In my humble opinion, it's easier to be yourself. When you have nothing to hide, you've got nothing to lose.

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Cotillion Time

The Gray Tie is hosting the ball this week. Go read.

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Revelations

I'm told that when you have children they ask all sorts of questions. Particularly when they get to school and their classmates start spreading nasty rumors like that there is no Santa or that the tooth fairy doesn't exist. I'm told that parents, like the White House Press Secretary, are often put in the sticky situation of having to confirm or deny such rumors. Robbo, it seems, had to deal with this last night with his eldest, but I think Llama-ette #1 gets points for creativity.

"Elvis died on the potty!" ---Llama-ette #1

Go read the whole thing.

I particularly love this bit:

{...}At first, I was amazed that the gel had even heard the name before. When I asked if she knew who he was, she answered, "Yes, she said he was the king of rock and roll."

"Well, yes, that's right - he was a singer," I replied.{...}

Now if I know my dear pal Robbo like I think I know my dear pal Robbo, he was chafing by this point. I'm sure he didn't want to talk so much to his daughter about how Elvis died, but rather would have preferred to instruct the eldest llama-ette about whether Elvis really could be considered to be "The King of Rock and Roll."

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Amateur Hour

This post is going to sound very inside baseball to my readers who don't blog, but for the ones who do, and who are paying attention to the whole Pajamas Media/OSM/Pajamas Media thing, well, golly gosh, eh? Are you ready for the latest installment?

How freakin' unprofessional is this? How amateurish of them, particularly after they admit to having met with a branding company. Not to mention the fact that they have VC and, as the husband put it, for them to have wound up in this spot, at least three people---including lawyers that the VC pays for---weren't doing their jobs.

This is embarrassing to watch. My face is turning red on their behalf.

{Hat tip: God}

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