April 09, 2006

What This Blog Needs

Is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

[Ed. - Isn't it ironic that Masefield was Poet Laureate for so many years and doesn't seem to have realized that the correct phrase would be "a star by which to steer her"?]

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April 08, 2006

What This Blog Needs

Is A Blow On The Head:

Michael Miles [John Cleese]: And could we have the next contender, please? (a pepperpot walks out onto the set towards Michael Miles) Ha ha ha... Good evening, madam, and your name is?
Woman [Terry Jones]: Yes, yes...
Michael Miles: And what's your name?
Woman: I go to church regularly.
Michael Miles: Jolly good, I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?
Woman: I'd like the blow on the head.
Michael Miles: The blow on the head!
Woman: Just there. (points to the back of her head)
Michael Miles: Jolly good! Well your first question for the blow on the head this evening is: What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?
Woman: I dunno that!
Michael Miles: Well, have a guess.
Woman: Uh...Henri Bergson.
Michael Miles: Is the correct answer!
Woman: Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him!
Michael Miles: Jolly good!

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Correction: What This Blog Really Needs

...Is an old-fashioned catfight between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth. Okay, so this isn't exactly an ancient movie still, but I washed it with a sepia tint. Play along, m'kay?

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April 07, 2006

What This Blog Needs

Is a nice ham sammich.

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April 06, 2006

Hello?-ello?-ello?-ello?

This blog needs coffee and crullers - STAT!

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April 02, 2006

Google carpet bombing

Beaches Movie blog? Numbers one and two, baby! Big 'ol yips to the llamas.

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