--- It's wifely duty day, so you people are getting the short end of
the stick, once again. The husband has come down with a bad head cold
and a fever of 101, which is incredibly odd because he hasn't had a
fever in years. Usually, he's under 98.6, not above it. He's comatose
right now, but I have to check him soon, so without further ado, here
we go.
--- Good.

This is definitely a step in the right direction.

--- See, this is what you miss when you don't watch the news all weekend long.

Heheheheheheh.

"...Let's go get married, just for the hell of it.''' We
reportedly need a constitutional amendment to protect the sacred
institution of marriage from gays and lesbians...why? Marriage isn't
under threat from gays and lesbiabs, it's under threat from dumb
heteros. Of which, Britney Spears seems to be the ringleader.
If I were that judge, I wouldn't grant the annulment. I'd make her
stick it out.
--- >"It's like I died and,
and they knew I died and they didn't
want to bring me back. They were just going to let me rot."
Baseball's all-time hit leader Pete Rose explaining to ABC why he
recently admitted to gambling on baseball in hopes the sport will
reverse its lifetime ban imposed for Rose's
gambling activities while he was manager of the Cincinnati Reds in the
late 1980s.
Well, Pete, I hate to tell you this, you not only bet on Major League
Baseball, you bet against your own team. Where do you get off saying
they shouldn't let you rot? You were a hero. An all time great who was
so freaking desperate for money that you sold everyone out. Why should
you get a pass? Particularly after all the damage you did to the sport?
And let's also face facts, Pete, the only reason you want to be
reinstated is not because you love baseball or Bud Selig, it's because
you need the money. You're poor. I'm sure your book advance went
straight to your bookie. Get off your high horse because no one's
buying it.
--- Ok, I'm off to check the husband's temperature. Let's hope it went
down!

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