--Chuckle for the day from Mr. H.: Thank
you for posting the correction yesterday, I feel much betterâ€Â¦Although
my dear, I do not think it is possible for someone of the gay way of
life, to set anyone "straight," although maybe previous b-friends would
beg to differ. I prefer to use the terms "put one on the correct path"
or "made me see the error of my ways" or even better yet "set me in the
conservatively acceptable lifestyle". See, when giving directions I go
"forward" not “straight”; it is "directly ahead" not “straight
ahead.” Lets try a sentence shall we: “Look at that heterosexual
standing directly ahead of us.” That was fun, wasn’t it? Another
twist: “Look at that obviously non-effeminate, female loving person
with a penis standing heterosexually in front of you!”

Geez.

--Well, it took some time.
But they finally did it. Well done and I sincerely hope that it hits
Ghaddafi where it hurts, but I have my doubts. Would it be overly
cynical of me to think that he̢۪s just bought his way out of sanctions
and that executives of ExxonMobil are already lining up at the nearest
consulate to snag a visa to visit that lovely country? That is if they
haven̢۪t already done so.
Look for gas prices at a pump near you to go up soon. You̢۪d think
more oil=cheaper gas, but no. They̢۪ll be looking for a way to offset
all those billion dollar bribes they̢۪ll be paying to Ghaddafi and his
cronies.
You didn̢۪t think it would come out of their war chest, did you?


--Interesting story:

It̢۪s amazing what you̢۪ll find at the bottom of a lake.

I would have loved to have seen that five hundred pounder splash down. Talk about a cannonball.

Groan There̢۪s your bad pun for the day and I̢۪m out of
here.

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