I don't normally watch Channel 5 News. Hell, I don't generally watch any local news because I find it to be, for the most part, full of shit. But Wednesday night is ABC night at the Cake Eater Pad. You've got Lost, Alias and that new show, Eyes, so the husband and I are subjected to sitting in front of the tee vee for three hours at a pop every Wednesday night.

We're also subjected to Cyndy Brucato constantly plugging stories about whatever blew up in the Twin Cities today for the ten o'clock news. If you're lazy, I would ask you to please click on that link. See how that picture advertises her wares.

Then look at this.

This is how she looks every night of the week.

Aieeeeeee.

All I can say is that the woman is scary looking. I don't know who talked her into this harsh-ass makeover, but the insanity stops here. Lighten up, lady. Literally. Lighten your hair and ditch the Wednesday Addams eyeliner. You're scaring me. {Insert shudder here}

And while I'm on the subject of KSTP news: with all of the firings, Joe freakin' Schmit gets promoted? Joe "I'm a Suckup and I Don't Possess Even Half a Brain" Schmit remains gainfully employed? Explain that one to me, will ya? Oy.

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