Hiya, to all you Cakeleteers! Kathy asked me to drop in from time to time while she's away to clean up llama poop or something. I'm inferring here. The mission statement wasn't entirely clear, but I distinctly remember llamas were mentioned.

At least my mission wasn't clear before I read the official sayonara. I notice that I'm apparently assigned "laid back ponderings." That's quite a relief. Beats the poop out of poop detail.

Unfortunately, nothing especially ponderable comes to mind at the moment. Or rather nothing that goes along well with "laid back," because, let's face it, that's just a polite way of saying "lazy." Not that I'm arguing the point, mind you. I mean, especially as I struggle to find the energy to write about anything that characterization seems almost too perfect.

In lieu of pondering I'll point out the amazing parallels between Kathy and myself.

Kathy grew up in Omaha. I was born in Omaha.
Kathy has a blog. I have a blog.
Kathy drinks wine. I drink wine.

It's like we're practically the same person! Except for that male/female thing. Plus I think I weigh slightly more than her. But that's gotta be because I'm taller. And fatter.

Anyway, while Kathy is away I vow to remain on top of any breaking news regarding The Pussy Bond (TM). My guess for the next shocking development is that he'll ask for a little paper umbrella in his martini.

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